myspace angles

Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.

This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.

Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.

Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?

Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.

Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!

by Benjah February 16, 2006

anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority (except against the government or the legislative, judicial and executive orders orders of one's society)

N.B: the legislative, judicial and executive orders are specifically excluded from this definition because you do not necesarily go to jail for disobeying your parents or ignoring your boss's orders at work etc.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of coming home drunk, bumble-stumbling at the mall or watching porn at Anna's house. For your disobedience, I, for now, take away your privilege to anger the Pope and challenge my authority while you live in my house. Got that?

Daniel: yes, sir (does the military salute).

mother: good. now go do your homework, so I dont have to repeat myself again.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

Egregarious angle

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"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle"

by dfsegsdgfegresgegseg September 7, 2023

The Angles

Pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking

Nick - I finally going to meet that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Mike - Oh yea, whats she look like?
Nick - *shows Mike the pics*
Mike - Oh man, She Has The Angles!
*******************Next Day*****************
Nick - Holy Shit, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
Mike - Yeah?
Nick - She was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, She looked like a Yeti.Ooh yeah her name was Kalis... isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot...

by Nick Reyes April 3, 2006

anger issues

you have trouble not getting mad

dude you have anger issues

by wipple bipple February 19, 2021

anger beard

A beard grown as a physical manifestation of one's disgust or disappointment with life.

This lousy world doesn't deserve to see my face so I'm growing an anger beard.

by alrazor November 5, 2009

Anger Turd

The feces that one leaves for another person to find out of spite.

Amber Heard left an anger turd on Johnny's side of the bed.

by Anya Christina Harris April 30, 2022