"Sorry your honor I took a one and a half on the elevator. That's why we're late I sh*t and pissed my pants."
by ShutupimaShark January 9, 2013
Get the One and a half mug.When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"
Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
by AJ2478 June 3, 2016
Get the Schwing and a miss mug.Someone who is so cunty, that they transcend all limits of previous established cunt limits, so they are given the name, "cunt and a half"
by Jack Boots March 15, 2008
Get the Cunt and a half mug.When a person is a hoe but they're not hoey enough to be two hoes therefore they become a hoe and a half
by yo its gabba gabba May 12, 2018
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Get the Rub and a Tug Boat mug.Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011
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