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Alfalfa King

A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck.
by thebongghitter June 29, 2011
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Alkaline Trio

One of the greatest bands EVER, my favorite of all time. Fucking kick ass. <br>Their lyrics are total poetry. None of that new emo shit is absolutely in no comparison to them.
"I'm tired of being bored <br>I'm through with the headaches and hiding my hands <br>That tremble like earthquakes <br>Under the table, under the daytime sky, <br>Good fucking bye." <br>-Alkaline Trio, Good Fucking Bye
by 45hl3y. August 3, 2008
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alfalfa munch

the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
by Big Bad Billy March 14, 2007
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Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba
That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.
by jeff November 12, 2003
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Alfalfa male

A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.

Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!
by Daveaflav May 19, 2014
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alalalaly

someone that you want to keep around because she can make such a positive impact on your life, someone that after you get to know her and you have her in your life you start to wonder how you ever survived without her, has an attitude that makes you want to beat her up sometimes but you wouldn't have it any other way, someone that you never want to lose because she means the world to you.
Alalalaly i love you dude.
by imawhorsey September 3, 2016
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alalout

The Alalout family is a rock n roll family , one of the ancestors (died in 2015) was the main journalists and reporter in France's biggest magazine "le Parisien " . They LOVE to party and are great hippies ! They summon good energy .
Ah that's really like the Alalout 's!
by Ashitanaka April 23, 2018
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