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Tim Allen

To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.
Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!
by Godknown July 20, 2008
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Jared Allen

1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.

2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."

2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
by Jyrki January 24, 2010
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