An uncommon last name. Very charming, beautiful and intelligent people. They're hard to come by, if you find one keep them! They don't know how romantic and heartwarming they are. You'll fall in love with them right away.
by buringsunfire October 10, 2016
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A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
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he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.
he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.
Person A: Hey did you hear that John got beaten up?
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳
by AKI_111 September 30, 2021
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Get the Alitalia mug.1) A mythical urban superhero who haunts inner ring suburbs righting wrongs by infiltrating and undermining groups of menaces to society and rendering them mindless with his tricks.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
1)"We thought the Alfster was just one of us until he disappeared leaving us with a headache and empty wallets. On top of all of that he ended up with all of our women by the end of the night."
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
by Petergozinya May 26, 2009
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