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alfalfa munch

the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
by Big Bad Billy February 4, 2007
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allele

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.
1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"
by Evan February 20, 2005
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alfalpha

Geek term used to describe software that is not even alpha quality. Code that has "germinated" but is not fully developed.
Geez, this software is so early it's alfalpha!
by Jay Miller January 9, 2004
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aleli

A Handsome male with good morals and good family orientation. Someone who can handle responsibility and is greatly reliable. This person has the ability to love freely. They are also never afraid to put you in your place. With a good sense of humor and a kind heart many people enjoy being in his presence. Typically a person you will regret losing.
I would marry an Aleli.
by Crazy monkey June 9, 2018
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Albelso

Fear filled leader of Eclipse. We're pretty sure he likes men, but are yet to catch him in "the act." Oh! And he's the pizza king!
Join Eclipse! But beware of Albelso, we think he likes men.
by Alb in the Flesh April 26, 2009
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Allel

Alexie Allel was once a regular middle school student until 7th grade. He became a simp, simpin for everyone and going on dates nonstop, while getting rejected left n right and stalking gurls daynnight and simpin for em egurls online. He got em holes everywhere for himself in conclusion Alex Allel is the best fuckboy that ever lived
pls stop being a allele you are ruining the family

if you dont stop being a allele you are going to lose it all

i despise you for being a allele
by angelina005 July 31, 2020
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Alfalfa

when a male gets an erection.
"Yo dude she is so hott, i just got an alfalfa"
by surfbum2390 June 11, 2009
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