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Alexie Allel was once a regular middle school student until 7th grade. He became a simp, simpin for everyone and going on dates nonstop, while getting rejected left n right and stalking gurls daynnight and simpin for em egurls online. He got em holes everywhere for himself in conclusion Alex Allel is the best fuckboy that ever lived
pls stop being a allele you are ruining the family

if you dont stop being a allele you are going to lose it all

i despise you for being a allele
Allel by angelina005 July 31, 2020
is a total dumbass
will be single forever
a allel is a dumbass
allel by hdghfuhf January 1, 2022
"a living light, eternal love”

all-encompassing, all-embracing

the ALLEL symbol is two fish going in opposite directions. the symbol represents balance, protection and divine guidance ✨

"ALLEL" is a symbol created by Jhené Aiko Efuru Chilombo
"Omg I love the meaning of the ALLEL symbol she has on her jewelry!"
ALLEL by flyazzpisces January 8, 2025

braille-allel parking 

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.
I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.
braille-allel parking by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010
Alleah is wired, funny, caring, she will always try to make u laugh shes shy but once to get to know her she great. She loves animals, shes kind but can be a bitch at times for fun when she and they know its a joke. If you need someone to talk to she will be there for you no matter what, once she loves you she wont stop. Dont let her go keep her in your life.
Person: oh hey alleah.
Alleah by XxLeahxxortegaxx March 17, 2018

allegedTly 

When someone is accused of doing some out of pocket shit but you don’t have conclusive evidence that it was them
Kyra: Did yhu hear abt GeraldT giving Mimi the clap??
Tete: ALLEGEDtLYYYYYYYY👀👀
allegedTly by onperiodtluv July 14, 2021

Mr Allali 

The guy who yells at you and gives you detentions. When a kid drops paper in the bathroom apparently he says that’s vandalism.
“No, I don’t care if you miss bus! Sit Here”

“THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”
Mr Allali by ApparentlyImAnonymous November 29, 2019
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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