Alcohol 

The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep

Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly

Alcohol by Spumbag257 November 2, 2018

alcohol 

a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

alcohol by heheheheheheheehehehehehehehh March 11, 2009

alcohol 

My only friend.

alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alcohol by wittyname January 18, 2010

alcohol 

(according to the Encyclopedia Galactica)- A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars. Has intoxicationg effects on certain carbon-based life forms

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy explains what alcohol is and what the effects of some alcohol is. It gives a lot of information about out of this world alcoholic drinks

alcohol by Braylin Mills May 15, 2011

alcohol 

a gimped version of marijuana.

I don't drink alcohol. Why settle for a gimped version of weed?

alcohol by hmn June 13, 2004

alcohol 

alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems

sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention

alcohol by bonecrusherz October 3, 2017

alcohol 

what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out

dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her!!!

alcohol by bob dole March 17, 2005