alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

by homer simpson March 19, 2005

fecal alchemist

One who can turn a large pile of shit into something golden.

Drill Sargeant Smith sure is a fecal alchemist. That latest bunch of recruits looked like they couldn't find their asses with a map and a compass.

by Philitup February 17, 2005

Alchies

Drunks or alcoholics

Look at all the alchies at the bar

by DarkMyth May 1, 2011

Full Metal Alchemist

A fairly good anime.

Some fanboy/fangirl who can't even spell Inu-Yasha says that it is not as good as Inu-Yasha.
I beg to differ; any episode of FMA is, in my opinion, as good or better than even the best three episodes of Inu-Yasha combined.

by Geek-O-Man February 15, 2005

Alchobetes

Diabetes brought on due to excessive consumption of sugary booze. The sugary alcohol can be consumed as shots, mixed drinks, or frozen delights.

After taking several shots of the deliciously sweet pinnacle flavored vodkas, Caroline and Brandon both felt the effects of alchobetes.

by Brantel April 26, 2013

alchadult

An alchadult is someone in their early 20's or 30's who is often disguised as an adult with their life together. This adult is capable of holding a job, cleaning up after themselves, cooking, and occasionally hitting the gym, yet has failed to leave behind their partying shenanigans, poor life choices, and excessive drinking ways.

Despite being an "adult" they frequently find themselves hungover at work, incapable of concentrating in class, and considers instant noodles a "meal". Despite claiming they have no money for important life expenses they always manage to make an exception for alcohol and going out. If you are questioning if someone is an alchadult, peek under the sleeve of their fancy business outfit and scan for multiple unwashed leftover bar stamps from the weekend.

Look at your life, look at your choices, pull yourself together you're 30 years old, you alchadult.

by Shimraffy March 11, 2014

Alcheska

She's a clown to ever think that someone would ever genuinely like her. Gets played a lot. She has a big heart that has been broken too many times. Big sad.

damn bro Alcheska got played again yikes

by sadpigglet February 10, 2020