by seabass February 22, 2005
Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.
by speedog May 28, 2010
by Greg Ross November 20, 2006
by LITBOI696 September 04, 2017
1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
by TheShander23 November 27, 2016
a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.
Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.
Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat
Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
by starkiiies July 26, 2017
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by sergrp November 19, 2016