alanstatious

Someone who is thinking too much about what they are doing that they don't do what they were originally going to do right.

Chance and Alex are fun but their other friend Ryan just seems alanstatious.

by Clutch777 January 16, 2011

SKIDDY ALANS

A pair of underpants that have felt the full force of a follow through

"don't you throw them bloody skiddy alans at me"

by jimmy84 May 13, 2008

alans

"alans" is cockney rhymying slang for what we americans would call "panties."

"alan" is short for "alan whicker"
"alan whickers" rhymes with "knickers"
"knickers" = "a lady's underwear"

all right, all right. keep your alans on.

by A Henry January 21, 2006

alansplaining

When someday makes some random shit up and then denies it by completely alternating the meaning of what he had said before.

“I have never written I love you to that girl”
“yes you did *shows proof*”
“like i said i did not write it as standalone message it was a part of a conversation”
Primary example of alansplaining

by oskarb November 30, 2020

alans finks

A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.

Alans finks sucks willy on a daily

by Shabbyk September 28, 2021

alanso

The sweetest most handsome guy ever, he is really sweet, funny, and nice. He has such an adorable smile and pretty dark brown eyes and will be there for you whenever, he is the bestest friend any girl can ask for he is so sweet funny and outgoing :)

Girl: hey that boy has such an adorable smile and is so sweet

Boys best friend : yea he's so sweet and has the cutest smile ever and the adorable dark brown eyes his name is alanso

by ~ A January 31, 2016

alanson

A swimmer

Wow alanson is a fast swimmer

by Corbon Blue December 16, 2016