Passive Aggressive

passive aggressive
A defense mechanism that allows people who aren't comfortable being openly aggressive get what they want under the guise of still trying to please others. They want their way, but they also want everyone to still like them.

Jane: It's time to go, we really should get going now.

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh...okay. I just...well okay, I GUESS we can leave now.

Jane: Ann, do you want to stay? Is that what you're trying to get at?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Huh? Oh no, we can leave if YOU want. I just didn't get to do everything I wanted to do yet, but no no, we can go I guess.

Jane: God dammit Ann! Fine, we'll stay, are you happy?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh okay! Yeah! That sounds great too!
(Ann got her way without having to openly ask for it)

by Miltonation March 16, 2008

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"

Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs

by B_Rayne November 6, 2010

cuteness aggression

An aggressive state brought on by cuteness overload. Especially pertaining to a furry creature.

OMG she is so cute I just want to bite her nose off! Sorry, I have cuteness aggression.

by MeowMix561 November 11, 2017

aggressive power bottom

When conducting anal sex, usually homosexual, the receiver maintains control of the act by aggressively taking it in the doo doo pus while looking back at it

Hey Steve, I'm looking for an aggressive power bottom this weekend to really rock my world.

by Sugar dick May 4, 2016

pussy-aggressive

A version of 'passive- aggressive' for those who can appreciate the fusion of modern and antiquated vernacular. If one takes the term 'pussy' to be synonymous with weak, then this is the weakling's way of showing aggression, while avoiding confrontation.

When someone talks shit about someone else instead of 'to' someone else, this is pussy-aggressive.

by Mr. Flava August 17, 2008

aggressive

1. characterized by or tending toward unprovoked offensives, attacks, invasions, or the like; militantly forward or menacing: aggressive acts against a neighboring country.
2. making an all-out effort to win or succeed; competitive: an aggressive basketball player.
3. vigorously energetic, especially in the use of initiative and forcefulness: an aggressive salesperson.
4. boldly assertive and forward; pushy: an aggressive driver.
5. emphasizing maximum growth and capital gains over quality, security, and income: an aggressive mutual fund.

I didn't even do anything. she just started yelling at me. she's just very aggressive.

by SexyMcBigBoobs January 11, 2014

Aggressive Spooning

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.

Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.

by Dinde October 14, 2008