Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-banged by a passenger while driving down the highway.

That couple is pulling an average Nebraskan at 70 mph!

by James.albrecht November 21, 2022

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Average

Anything that can be seen without a microscope.

Daniel: Hey what’s average?
Aidan: 2 inches.
Daniel: Fuck….

by Daniel’s Nemesis June 27, 2023

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Contrary to the implied name, Average Ayan IS THE most SPECIAL person to ever exist.

Adj. To describe someone as special, especially the violent and racist kind.
N. A person who is extremely unique and average at the same time (The kind that will stick a pencil through your hand)
Adverb. To do something so remarkably unusual that has HUGE!!!! consequences.

Average Ayan is the type of guy to murder someone in an alley, then report the body and act like he knew the guy while buying milk for his friends.

by The Hugest Sam October 27, 2023

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Average C.ai user

Someone who is morbidly depressed and has no life

Jake: ''Hey what's up''
Zach: ''Hey lol''
Froggy: ''Oh my God guys!! Miguel from Spiderman said he loves me!!

Zach: ''Average C.ai user''

by Ludanduf8r9 October 19, 2023

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Average

Previously thought to be boring and normal, average describes a person who loves dinosaurs, ninjas, Harry potter, hates Twilight and knows that Google will always triumph over Yahoo!

My life is so average, it's awesome!

by Zazades July 18, 2011

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