Rennie Advantage

The act of smoking marijuana roughly 1 -2 hours before a golf tee time. A reference to Incubus manager Steve Rennie who is an avid 2 handicap golfer.

Dude, for our trip to Bethpage, I'm totally gonna to utilize a Rennie Advantage.

by Gold Spoon March 28, 2011

Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.

Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.

by How It Sir February 2, 2018

home shit advantage

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..

My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.

by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013

Home Court Advantage

The superior level of comfort, pleasure, and relaxation one feels when making a bowel movement in the privacy of one's own bathroom as opposed to a public restroom or bathroom at another person's house.
(noun)

"Dude, that restaurant serves a mean breakfast burrito, but it goes right through you. I had to poo so bad I almost lost it in my pants. The bathroom there was totally nasty so I held out for home court advantage. The drive home sucked, but it was definitely worth it."

by Dizzy Bizz July 25, 2007

Advantage Wank

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.

Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)

by Disabled Complex January 13, 2008

Advitya

He is awkward and gentle, but doesn’t shy away from a conversation. He is handsome. He is smart and observant and sees the world through critical yet peaceful eyes. If you talk to him, you will feel better afterwards, guaranteed.

Girl “he’s so cute and sweet”
Girl #2 “yeah that’s advitya”

by iloveurmom22 August 6, 2019

Advita

Advita is a crazy, funny girl that isn’t afraid to be weird. She usually has a huge family so she’s loud and knows what she wants. She is downright hilarious and sassy and always has a funny comeback for you. She sticks up for herself and her friends and will always defend you no matter what. She can’t keep a secret but you tell her stuff anyways because you love her so much. She’s gorgeous and she’s not afraid to flaunt. Advitas will stick with you and are friends for life. If you get an Advita, keep her or you’ll regret it!

person 1: that girl is so funny
person 2: IKR such an advita

by mushroomsaregay July 20, 2021