facebook addict

one who is more obsessed with checking their wall posts, comments, chatting with people, liking statuses, taking social interview questions, playing farmville, quoting song lyrics, laughing at inside jokes, putting up pictures of themselves with gang signs, randomly adding people they've never actually met but have 20 mutual friends, "curiously reading" other people's profiles, or poking people than actually getting work, homework, or a social life in order to live.

"oh i just want to check my notifications...oh new wall post?....you lost a chicken? oh no....."like"... "LOL karen, i look fat in this picture take it off! but you look so caauutte"....what was i doing again...?"

"happy birthday!"
"how'd you know it was my birthday?"
"oh FACEBOOK, silly!"
"....what was your name again?"
"JULIE!"

"dude how did julie know my birthday?"
"oh man, she's a complete facebook addict...i'll totally take back the gift i gave to her farmville..."

by facebookers annonymous. February 24, 2010

sidekick addict

A person you in ALWAYS on their Sidekick
Either on AIM or MySpace or texting
You never see this person without the phone
on them, or even in their handss

Person 1 :"there goes my girlfriend, always on her sidekick, shit never leaves her hand."
Person 2:"shes a fucken Sidekick Addict dudee"

by Bryan Ferreira June 17, 2008

MSN Addict

Someone who will spend all time they have access to a computer on MSN. When MSN is not available they will be lost, and not have anything to do.

*guy breaks down in tears* MSN FAILED! - if that happens to you, you are an MSN ADDICT!

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

Ass Addict

A person that is normally straight, but still likes touching, grapping, slapping, or rubbing anybody's ass, not depending on gender. Also, a person who likes anal sex the best.

God Dillon is such a ass addict, he just finished grabbing Ashley's ass before rubbing Tony's!

Even though she wanted regular sex, he is such an ass addict, that they had to do anal.

by DJMarquette November 20, 2010

Avatar Addict

Avatar Addict- People who treat James Cameron's movie, Avatar, as if it were their crack. People who think the movie should be real life. People who want to learn the alien language in the movie, etc.

Kids: "Hey man, don't talk shit about Avatar! Best movie ever!!!"

Doctor: "You see ma'am your kids have become Avatar Addicts."

by eaglesfan955 February 9, 2010

Porn Addict

Someone obsessed with Porn. Always talks, looks, and downloads porn.

Kane is a Porn Addict.

by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

assdick addict

Someone who is VERY anal...like butt-sex anal, not retentive.

Met this girl last weekend, boy is she an assdick addict.

by dongjohnson May 12, 2015