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Avocado day
Avacado day happens every year on the 5th of March. On this day if u do not wear green, u get pinched
M- u are not wearing green, u get a pinch
Y- why do I need to wear green ?
M- haven’t u heard? It’s avocado day
Y- why do I need to wear green ?
M- haven’t u heard? It’s avocado day
Avocado day by Crazykrys February 27, 2020
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Avocado Hopping
The act of visiting multiple establishments within a single outing in an effort to find the most ripe of Avocados.
"I've gotta go avocado hopping before the kick-back tomorrow- need to be sure we get ourselves some ripe avocados."
Avocado Hopping by shred wards September 2, 2018
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the opposite of guacamole nigga penis
avocado cracker vagina by weenie suck February 22, 2019
avocado groove
The Avocado Groove is what every purchaser of avocados should strive for when purchasing avocados for the week.
On Sunday, you go grocery shopping and you take a look at the avocados. You do your best to try and pick out a variety of them. You get a few that are on the harder side, a few that seem to be softening, and maybe 1 thats ready to go now.
Picking avocados is quite simple, but eating the avocado at the right time can be difficult. With proper execution and technique, a person can acheive a true avocado groove and eat a perfect half or whole avocado every day for the whole week without wasting a single one.
Here are some of my personal pointers:
-Try to diversify the avocado ripeness when purchasing several of them.
-Leave the hard ones out on your counter in a bowl, they will ripen quickest this way.
-When they start to soften, put them in the refrigerator so they stay in their ripest form for as long as possible.
-If you are only eating half of one, always leave the pit in the uneaten half and try to seal it up and get as much air out of the bag/container/wrap as you can!
On Sunday, you go grocery shopping and you take a look at the avocados. You do your best to try and pick out a variety of them. You get a few that are on the harder side, a few that seem to be softening, and maybe 1 thats ready to go now.
Picking avocados is quite simple, but eating the avocado at the right time can be difficult. With proper execution and technique, a person can acheive a true avocado groove and eat a perfect half or whole avocado every day for the whole week without wasting a single one.
Here are some of my personal pointers:
-Try to diversify the avocado ripeness when purchasing several of them.
-Leave the hard ones out on your counter in a bowl, they will ripen quickest this way.
-When they start to soften, put them in the refrigerator so they stay in their ripest form for as long as possible.
-If you are only eating half of one, always leave the pit in the uneaten half and try to seal it up and get as much air out of the bag/container/wrap as you can!
Marc: Hey Deb! Those avocados look delicious!
Deb: Thanks, Marc! I'm making a delicious salad for lunch every day this week, would you like the recipe?
Marc: Absolutely! You gotta catch that avocado groove if you want those to last you the whole week! Last time I bought avocados here they were only good for 38 seconds!
Deb: Thanks, Marc! I'm making a delicious salad for lunch every day this week, would you like the recipe?
Marc: Absolutely! You gotta catch that avocado groove if you want those to last you the whole week! Last time I bought avocados here they were only good for 38 seconds!
avocado groove by ChrisBrownismyfather October 28, 2019
Avocado hand
When trying to remove the pit from an avocado & end up slicing/cutting open your hand, resulting going to the doctors for stitches.
person 1: what happened to Becky?
person 2: she got avocado hand & went to the doctors
person 1: that's some white people shit
person 2: she got avocado hand & went to the doctors
person 1: that's some white people shit
Avocado hand by fernvndooo May 12, 2017
Avocado Bowl
To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.
"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
Avocado Bowl by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011