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Avocado Game

A friendly game between close peers where contestants compete to shove as many avocados as they can into their ass holes. It is said by many that this game results in many cases of intense anal gaping ability. For those who enjoy anal, this game suits them very well and is the ideal tactic for making "anal diameter gains."
"I played the avocado game with Logan and Parsa. Logan shoved 11 up his ass and Parsa shoved 11 too. I fuckin lost!"
"Sucks for you bro, I feel your pain."
by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014
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avoca

Avoca, Pennsylvania. Home of the 1/2 mile Main Street that has not been updated since it was founded 120 years ago. You can go to the Barber...right next to the hair salon..that is right next to that nice old man with large ears who never stops sweeping the sidewalk. Colarusso's Pizza is the claim to fame...NOT Vince's or Antonio's. There are also more bars and churches crammed onto one half mile of pavement than you can shake a stick at. Bart's Clothing was the staple time capsule with the window display that wasn't updated since 1972...until someone burned it down...along with the Avoca Diner. The youth believe in desolation and fishnets and they flock to the neon lights and stained pavement of the Convienet like moths.
youth1: no one gets me
youth2: that's why i wear my hair in
face and rip my fishnets.
youth3: where do you want to linger in
shadows tonight? the Avoca park
or the Convient?
youth1: how about behind those
dumpsters so we can smoke our
cigarettes?
all: no one understands our angst.
by Gertrude II May 2, 2005
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avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
by idtst May 28, 2018
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avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.
Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018
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Avocado Day

Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.
Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”
by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 15, 2019
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Hot avocado

A sex act where one person blows a snot rocket into another person's anus.
"My boyfriend is allergic to my cats so he gave me a hot avocado and then left."
by Nom.De.Plume January 24, 2017
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Nikocado Avocado

The act of eating food and crying as a result of it, usually either from mass amounts or repeated amounts of the same food. The act of doing so makes one resemble Nikocado Avocado
Friend 1: "Hey bro, you good?"
Friend 2: "Hell no bro, I just ate so much ramen and did a Nikocado Avocado"
by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado January 23, 2022
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