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Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
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stay at home son

A unemployed man who lives with his parents and has no motivation to improve his life by getting a job or education.
After graduating from high school, six years ago, my son now spends all of his time watching porn and surfing the internet. He is a stay at home son
by nelshane December 18, 2008
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stay-at-homeschooling

The new culture of education in 2020 where children and parents are forced to take on the roles of student and teacher respectively and learn at home indefinitely due to Covid-19.
The Stay-at-homeschooling is not going so well for little Johnny and his mommy, a banker who never dreamed she would be teaching her own son how to read.
by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020
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I gave my word to stop at third

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.
Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.
by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008
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Stay At Home Girlfriend

A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.

This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.

The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.
by Socata January 2, 2009
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