Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

by BakaDog February 16, 2017

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.
Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
by CP/AC November 23, 2023

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

by Davide____0 November 3, 2022

Welp...
Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)
by grilledchessy September 25, 2022
