Yum, I love me some ascots!
by TheHugger October 12, 2010
Get the Ascot mug.That weird, extremely curly neck beard that fat Indian guys always seem to have that sticks out like an ascot.
My doctor with the name I can't pronounce totally had his Indian ascot rubbin on me when I went for my check-up.
by psychobobtb September 1, 2010
Get the Indian ascot mug.the nigga who tries to your his friends girl complains about gas money when he asks for rides but wont fix his car and adds a unneeded swear word to every sentence
by qspant October 16, 2017
Get the accobee mug.A peeing fiasco - in other words, a situation in which one is simply unable to urinate, despite several efforts, because of a number of possible reasons, including but not limited to:
1. A boisterous neighbour in the neighbouring cubicle talking about his weenis.
2. Your friends cheering you in the toilet, "Go pee! pee! pee!"
3. A really really tall guy in the next cubicle.
4. The professor who taught you adaptive wiener filters coming into the toilet just as you try to let yourself go.
5. Someone washing their hands in the toilet sink and flicking you with water, yelling "pee hands!"
1. A boisterous neighbour in the neighbouring cubicle talking about his weenis.
2. Your friends cheering you in the toilet, "Go pee! pee! pee!"
3. A really really tall guy in the next cubicle.
4. The professor who taught you adaptive wiener filters coming into the toilet just as you try to let yourself go.
5. Someone washing their hands in the toilet sink and flicking you with water, yelling "pee hands!"
by pandagaaru March 5, 2011
Get the pee-asco mug.A private catholic girls school in Ascot, England that produces social climbers and backstabbers. half of the students suffer from an ED or addiction. The abbreviation this school uses is SMAS
by baccigal November 22, 2021
Get the St Mary’s Ascot mug.The act of viewing, linking, masturbating, or having sexual intercourse with women in the age bracket 80-100.
A: "Hey, look at THIS!"
B: "I hope you die, you sick fuck."
A: "Hey, what was the link to ASCO?"
B: "Here."
A: "Thx" *prints out to masturbate to while in the shower.*
B: "I hope you die, you sick fuck."
A: "Hey, what was the link to ASCO?"
B: "Here."
A: "Thx" *prints out to masturbate to while in the shower.*
by iannis November 30, 2003
Get the Asco mug.Dragging my ass after Alcoballidays, ate jack shit, drank tons and my nostrils have become one....Costly but fun :)
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