Artin

A very sexy and very passionate man who's hung like a buffalo amazing body and God like cock knows how to please anyone including your mother the dos equis guy ask him for sex tips

Girl 1: did you stay at artins last night

Girl 2: his Dick is gargantuan

by Titus girl December 19, 2016

Artin

A really kind, awesome and fun dude. He well always have your back and is probably the best person you will ever meet.

Dude 1: yo Artin is great
Dude 2: ofc its ARTIN

by Real_cool_guy October 20, 2019

artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

dappup artist

someone who daps herbs up, stands around at the mall or mcdonalds looking for much younger girls, a non cool person, yet the dappup artist may refer to himself as a dappateer. the original dappup artist actually dapped a girl up at good harbor beach.

stop being a snitch dappup artist and lets get the fuck out of this mcdonalds and go do something

by mlavist September 22, 2011

Artina *

An Artina is a loyal and great friend; she always has your back. You can trust Artina without being worried that something will go wrong. She is funny, caring, and an amazing friend to have. Anybody would be super lucky to have an Artina as their friend, and even luckier to have her as a best friend.

I wish I could be friends with Artina *.

by A Lara May 25, 2018

yap artist

Someone proficient at saying nothing of value while stringing so many meaningless words together it feels like your head might explode.

At a certain point during our dinner together, my mind unexpectedly replaced the voluminous verbiage of this yap artist with a pleasant low hum which in contrast was a seriously welcome relief.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

Bro Code Article 223

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"

Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"

by BeardLord April 20, 2015