Armadillo

a lesbian stalker

sarah

by Stickerless Stickleby September 30, 2003

nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

armadillo swag

This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.

"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"

by kevoritels October 22, 2011

smoking armadillo

Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!

Dude I just smoked that bowl so fast, it's crazy! Smoking Armadillo I am!

by drdimples March 31, 2017

Armadildo

A dildo the size of your arm.

Goddamn Jen that's a big one, you didn't have to buy a fucking armadildo.

by Smokinbarrel7 October 30, 2016

armadildo

A religious fanatic who believes the world is about to end in armageddon.

Q. What's with that guy dragging the cross around?
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.

by euphemismo October 29, 2011