Area 51 

Area 51 is gonna get fucked in the ass by John wick

Fucking John wick is gonna raid Area 51 fuck yeah

Area 51 by Cock & Ball Torture July 19, 2019

Area 51 

A secret place that is believed to hide the most overpowered items. One example of this is they hold them recipe for a Bedrock Sword for Minecraft. Another thing they hold is a real life stand arrow from JoJo Bizarre Adventures. They also hold real Pokémon and a lot of Masterballs. There are many other overpowered items in Area 51. People have came up with a plan to invade Area 51. There are the Naurto Runners which are the fastest people on Earth. In reality there just weebs who want real cat girls. Fucking degenerates. Then we have the Anti-Vax kids. They will be used for bullet sponges because let’s be honest, they don’t have that much time to live. Then we have the Anti-Vax Mom which will use their false facts to confuse the guards. We will also to have Rock Throwers because rock are the best ranged weapon. Second to last we have have the Ricardos. These are unstoppable gods that will ensure our victory. Lasty, we have the normal people which will just sneak in from the back. Good luck soldiers and like always RIP Bob Ross

Naurto Runner:Hey are you going to Area 51?
Normal Person: Yeah dude I want to get my hands on a real lightsaber
Naurto Runner: Yeah I want a cat girl
Normal Person: You fucking degenerate

Area 51 by Th3On3G00DSuCC July 22, 2019

Area 51 

A bunch of suicidal millennials and gen Z people trynna either clap some alien cheeks or keep E.T as a pet; however, these FUCKing idiots forgot that these aliens are being kept there for a reason.

Me and the boys boutta raid Area 51

Area 51 by GEDDA d1qshanary July 22, 2019

Area 51 

Where the US military be hidding all dem spacey bois like E•T and Michael Jackson.

800K people are going to raid on September 20th

Me: are you coming to raid Area 51 on September 20th

Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20

Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.

Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20

Area 51 by Graysondolansbitch July 22, 2019

Area 51 

The place that won’t stand a chance against us on September 20, 2019

Let’s go to the Area 51 raid.

Area 51 by Code LAZAR July 30, 2019

Area 51 

The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.

Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?

God: Yes

Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?

God: Because they're idiots

Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever

God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for

Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh

God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51

Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*

Area 51 by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019

Area 51 

A place that has everything you wish to have, such as:
+ Aliens
+ Half-Life 3
+ Sanitizer that can kill 100% of bacteria.
+ Silent Hills P.T
+ Toilet paper that can completely clean your ass.
+ etc.

Yo, Gordon Ramsay. There is lamb sauce in Area 51.

Area 51 by bradparker September 12, 2019