ancient greece

has lot of fucked up gods that run around and start wars and rape people. Zeus, I'm lookin' at you.

Ancient Greece gods be like: ok that boi is gonna die 'cuz we fucked his gurl. good. that shit good.

by Tired and hungry. October 29, 2017

ancient zwerl

An ancient sculpture found in the European Musueam with the features of Lindsay "Ancient" Zwerls.

I fucked Ancient so hard last night that she cried.

by WY from the I October 16, 2004

ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.

I clapped with delight when my boyfriend surprised me with an Ancient Mariner.

by Zabs September 17, 2008

ancient turtle

The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle

Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure

by Nugs92 June 13, 2018

ancient ritual

its when your having sex with an elderly woman then you shove her walking stick as far up her anal cavity ass possible

i gave the old lady an ancient ritual last night.

by charles gutierrez April 27, 2015

Ancient Queerling

An older gay male that acts like the world revolves around him, often like some younger gays act known as a queerling.

Jeremie: "Come pick me up now, before I throw a bitch fit!!"
Nicole: "Your such an Ancient Queerling!"

by Fashions February 13, 2018

ancient divine barrier holder

Ancient *Old Divine* divine Barrier Holder *Gates

"What's is the oldest gates in the universe?" (The Ancient divine barrier holder) or the old divine Gates.

by Priscilla Diann Gates February 24, 2019