Will.I.Ambush

When Will.I.Am jumps out of a bush and surprises you! It will come when you least expect it. . .

Shit man I got Will.I.Ambushed again, thats the third time this week, that sneaky bastard!

by B1G C x March 6, 2010

diarrhea ambush

A sudden attack of violent diarrhea.

"I went to White Castle for the first time and got an enormous diarrhea ambush that night!"

by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

shampoo ambush

Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.

"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."

by The Forrest Fire September 23, 2007

Giant Ambush Beetle

When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.

*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*

Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(

by Megan Fox! June 21, 2009

kiosk ambush

the act of being set upon by an overly agressive sales rep at a mall kiosk peddling the usual trinkets (perfume, trendy toys etc.)

I was walking through the Paramus Park mall minding my own business when I was kiosk ambushed.

by dunnro1 January 7, 2008

Botox ambush

A stealthy act of kindness targeting an individual who 'just doesn't believe' that they need any intervention; when, in reality, their face looks like a wrinked, leather prune pit.

Oh snap! It's time for Mom to get the Botox ambush...she just took all of the mirrors out of her house, but WE still have to look at her!

by YAWA July 5, 2019