DELTA AIRLINES

D.E.L.T.A- Doesn't ever leave the airport.

Ahh hell were delayed in Atlanta again. We must be flying delta airlines.

by lisbeth March 3, 2007

airlifted giraffe

Something unexpected, yet thoroughly satisfying.

As seen at the 1:24 mark in the '2012' Trailer HD on YouTube.

Did you see that link she sent me? Oh man, what an airlifted giraffe!

by calrockx July 17, 2009

british airliner

While banging a girl from behind hold her hands out to the side (like wings) and slam her face into the head board, wall, etc.

Dude! Did you see that bruise on Amanda's forehead?
Yeah, her friend said some guy gave her a british airliner last night!

by SPC November 9, 2007

American Airlines Tired

Being in a state of extreme fatigue, frustration, and powerlessness after experiencing a day full of things going wrong, full of delays and mishaps, with absolutely no one taking responsibility or helping you out.

Today has been so horrible, I'm American Airlines tired.

by jeffsmith96162 September 4, 2019

airlock

1. V. To put someone in an airlock, as on a spacecraft, and open the exterior door, releasing them into space. Preferred method of execution of Laura Roslin, President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol.

2. V. Figuratively, to remove someone's capability to respond, as on an Internet forum or game.

1. President Roslin ordered the Cylon prisoner airlocked, as it had become too dangerous to the Fleet alive.

2. The moderators frequently airlock spammers.

by jsredwall November 8, 2008

Southwest Airlines

The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.

I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.

by PMax March 7, 2008

wing and a prayer airlines

A less than major airline where "white-knuckeling" and bottom shelf tequila are necessary survival tactics. Ozark Air (OzArk), Bucket-O-Bolts Airlines (BOBA) and Parachutes Optional Airtravel (POA) are all fine examples of this genre of airline quality-of-service. Usually trying to provide service to the midwest and/or bible belt, but failing badly.

"We flew from Rantoul, Ill. to Sedro Wooley Wa. with only 9 stops on that wing and a prayer airlines.

by Glenn E. Krone September 11, 2008