Advocatism

The belief that an opposing opinion of what is proposed is the correct position to take.

Friend 1: I think football and basketball are the greatest sports.
Friend 2: Well I think baseball and hockey are.
Friend 1: Why do you say that?
Friend 2: I don't know, I'm not really into sports.
Friend 1: Oh, you and your advocatism crap again!

by Michael Buchko Jr. December 15, 2008

advocare

The name of a company that has health and wellness vitamins and drink mixes that make people feel great. The best selling item is Spark drink mix.

Wow that group of people must take the Advocare products. They look great and they feel great too.

by Sparkdrinkmix February 3, 2010

advacate

v. When watching a TV show, the action of vacating the viewing area during commercial, or advertisement, breaks.

Dick had to advacate during Breaking Bad to refill his popcorn.
Jane took an advacation during True Blood to call her friend and discuss how hot Eric Northman is.

by allikirstenson July 26, 2011

advocateur

an advocate with flair

She was labeled a wellness advocateur when she campaigned for health and wellbeing with conviction while maintaining a degree of sophistication.

by irocknemis July 2, 2020

Anti-Nolitionary Advocates

are advocates who advocate against foisting one to make a choice or decision against their will

Statists foisted a nolitionary experience of eating nattō onto agorist who happened to live within their borders; because there was a surplus of nattō because the government-subsidized nattō & there wasn’t enough demand for nattō despite the subsidizes. To eschew, the nattō from going bad -- the government decided to force its citizenry (and those who happened to live within their borders) to eat the surplus of nattō. The government made those they didn’t like to eat more nattō.

After months & months of the government forcing people to eat nattō against their will the anti-nolitionary advocates rose up to get rid of the government via a peaceful singing-revolution.

by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 11, 2020

addvocate

Someone who supports providing/creating more of something.

Congress does indeed need more addvocates when it comes to funding for legitimate programs and organizations, but they sure-as-shootin' need some "subtractvocates", as well, for the outrageous wages --- and the ability to shamelessly vote themselves a raise anytime they feel like it --- for the congresspeople themselves.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

advocat

Yer loyal feline sidekick.

Fluffy may claim to be your advocat, but oftentimes said small domesticated carnivores will actually gravitate towards those who feed them da tastiest meatiest snacks!

by QuacksO December 10, 2024