advacate 

v. When watching a TV show, the action of vacating the viewing area during commercial, or advertisement, breaks.

Dick had to advacate during Breaking Bad to refill his popcorn.
Jane took an advacation during True Blood to call her friend and discuss how hot Eric Northman is.

advacate by allikirstenson July 26, 2011

Advocate Doogy 

An unemployed mid 30s autistic virgin who still lives with his parents. He makes extremely cringey, poorly-drawn Chris Chan style comics that he posts to Reddit where he imagines himself as a caped superhero fighting "evil" incels.

Advocate Doogy is obsessed with incels because he is an incel. His comics are actually about a man grappling with a part of himself that he hates and wants to bury and hide.

Advocate Doogy by dpeter February 13, 2022

devil’s advocate 

Someone who challenges an opposing point of view to spark debate, arguement, or controversy on a specific topic.

He will have to play devil’s advocate to get his viewpoint across.

devil’s advocate by Raddude67 October 21, 2017

wellness advocate 

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

wellness advocate by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018

Advocate Doogy 

A guy who lost his virginity at his 30's and claims to have dated the same girl for 8 years likely getting cucked by eight different Chads. He copes by drawing comics that look like something a 12 year old would draw in paint in 2003. He tries to "Prove incels wrong" and submerges himself in fantasies of saving females from "Evil incels" in his self insert series.

"Bro, who the fuck would draw a comic so badly? He has been drawing for years right?."
"That's Advocate Doogy for you."

Advocate Doogy by Ruqquscel April 25, 2021

devil's advocate 

dev·il's advocate
n.
One who argues against a cause or position, not as a committed opponent but simply for the sake of argument or to determine the validity of the cause or position.

Roman Catholic Church. An official appointed to present arguments against a proposed canonization or beatification.

devil's advocate by Maine Event April 5, 2004

Asshole's Advocate 

When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.

Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.

Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.

Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.

Asshole's Advocate by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012