Admiral Letdown

The highest ranking official in letting you down. Never done for a blacks ops mission

That Joey Thomas character is a real Admiral Letdown

by JBB24 March 26, 2022

Admiral Akbar

He's that fish guy from the original Star Wars movies. Absolute funniest character. Runners up include Jabba, Chewbacca, Jabba's pet imp thing and Luke Skywalker.

He's just that fish guy. Not much to say.

by Captain Scurvy June 14, 2005

admiral brown

Any floating turd seen in a river, lake, estuary, sea or ocean. Or in a baby's bath.

We had to start the engine and move the boat - we were surrounded by Admiral Browns.

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

Admiral Nelson

The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.

The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?

Admiral Nelson's British vessel fired upon that of Captain Morgan. However, he was no match.

by Tit For Twat January 15, 2007

Admiral Perry

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")

All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.

by Roger February 26, 2003

Admiral Crunch

A breakfast consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal covered in rum. Purportedly the favored breakfast of Stephen Colbert.

John preferred to eat Admiral Crunch for breakfast because he's a raging alcoholic.

by Drunk Pirate June 11, 2009

admiral nelson

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

by sean January 13, 2005