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What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
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hype abandon

When someone gets hyped up for something, only to ditch it when that something actually comes out.
Person A: OMG, I'm so excited for Super Platformer 9!
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018
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Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.
I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.
by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025
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Abandonment

When someone named Shaber leaves you for more than 30 minutes without warning.
Example of Abandonment:
Shaber: -leaves for 30 minutes without warning-
Me: "I've been abandoned..."
by blackMAtter616 March 28, 2021
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Tylers abandoned house

A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite
Hay what’s that ugly thing over there? Oh that’s Tylers abandoned house
by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019
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alien abandonment

when the legal system doesn’t use any words from foreign countries in America
The alien abandonment made minorities comprise most of the criminal justice system in America and the courts don’t try to speak their language variations either.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
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Abandon casualty minimization

I see now that trying to minimize causalities just gives the people at the top more time to stall.
Hym "So, abandon casualty minimization. It was a stupid idea to care more than the people making the decision to let those people die. So yeah. Abandon it completely."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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