small dick energy

what your boyfriend has

jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy

cause you don't have a boyfriend

by Yruey March 20, 2023

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Small Dick Syndrome

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.

“Tucker told me he has a medical condition called “Small Dick Syndrome.”

by Peeboy. March 06, 2023

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Small Dick Energy

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.

“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023

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Small Dick Talk

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.

Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 28, 2019

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