Mat

Goddamn, Adam, quit being such a fucking mat!

by Commander Smoothie April 30, 2005

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Mat

Normally someone who is very fat and doesn’t have any friends. They struggle to deal with their obesity problems and therefore struggle socially.

“Did you see that kid Mat?”

“Yea, omg how much does he weigh??”

by I am Mat January 16, 2020

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MAT

(n.)MAT(em a tee)
Stands for: Making animals tie
Defenition: Terrible, killing test that makes you poop on your but.

I took the MAT last year.

by Etna April 22, 2008

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Mat is the afrikaans word for carpet.

Afrikaans: Wat n pragtige mat wat jy het!

English= What a beautiful carpet you have!

by Clivo September 04, 2017

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Mat Oldfield

A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.

Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.

by PedoBear3000 February 18, 2019

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