August 27th

National give your partner head day

“Baby- it’s august 27th. You know what that means right?”

by TheOnlyTruthTelller August 17, 2022

April 27th

National come out to your friends day! Tell your sexuality to your friends, homophobic or not!

Me: Hey I'm pansexual.
Friend: Really?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Why are you telling me this now?
Me: Because, it's April 27th, national come out to your friends day!

by thatgaykidwithadhd April 27, 2021

October 27th

National eat booty day

Not only is october 27th my birthday but its national eat booty day as well

by Unknownwhoreofthenorth October 16, 2019

27th of May

It's my birthday.
And probably not yours.

Person: It's the 27th of may
Me: That's my birthday

Person: I don't care you dumb-fuck

by IroncladExplorer December 14, 2020

October 27th

October 27th is National Cutie Day where you tell someone they’re adorable

“Hey guess what day it is!”
“The day Ivan the 3rd of Russia died”
“No silly, it’s October 27th, Cutie day!”
“Are you high again”

by iwanttopuntrigby October 27, 2019

November 27th

National beat a furry day

Friend:do you know what day it is?
You:no
Friend:it's November 27th

You:so?
Friend:it's national beat a furry day

by anonymous October 8, 2022

May 27th

If you were born on this day you are a total crackhead. Everyone thinks Gemini’s are the best behaved... Not even close

If you are a girl the guy you like is waiting around the corner . Just admit you like him and if he doesn’t like you move on don’t cry “ a princess doesn’t cry”

If you’re a boy, if a girl likes you date her and see how it turns out if it doesn’t let her down easy and help her find someone

Andrea: h-hey I really like you
Jake: sorry I don’t like you that way
Andrea: ok *tears*
Jake: but since it’s May 27th I’ll help you find someone who does

by XxsecretkeeperxX November 23, 2019