person 1: Herp derp derp derpy herp de derp...
Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!
Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!
by The Russian Syndicate December 8, 2010

A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.
"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"
"Enthralling tale comrade."
"Enthralling tale comrade."
by Brobeck May 23, 2009

People who betray you someday and don't actually like you and you don't actually like them
Fuck you guys
Fuck you guys
by NotSpuuder November 23, 2018

American citizen / fake Russian spy. Assists Comrade Ghost in black op missions in various locations. Only operates during the night as to blend in with surroundings. Has sketchy Russian accent but is one of the best insurgents in the R.O.X.T. (Russian Operations X Team). Very intelligent and can dwell in the minds of enemies for days.
by G.T.X. May 16, 2011

A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg
We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama
by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 29, 2023

The comradeness I feel with my friends is uplifting and comforting.
by Urmuse April 5, 2021
