by phulluvit June 4, 2003
Get the chiseled mug.As a transative verb
: to cause damage to
As a noun
: loss or harm resulting from injury to person, property, or reputation
Formed from the combination of chisel + funk
: to cause damage to
As a noun
: loss or harm resulting from injury to person, property, or reputation
Formed from the combination of chisel + funk
Be careful with that hammer or you're gonna chiselfunk your window.
Thanks to the rain, my plans are all chiselfunked.
Man, this shiznit is all chiselfunked.
Thanks to the rain, my plans are all chiselfunked.
Man, this shiznit is all chiselfunked.
by BeerLovinGuy February 12, 2004
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Get the Ciel Phantomhive mug.Descriptive terminology used in reference to a Hungarian Gypsy or a Gypsy of Hungarian descent;
a Gypsy who's body is seemingly well cared for, buff and chiseled from the excessive combined use and abuse of P90x videos and over-the-counter or black market steroids.
a Gypsy who's body is seemingly well cared for, buff and chiseled from the excessive combined use and abuse of P90x videos and over-the-counter or black market steroids.
I learned to keep my distance from Todd at the gym as he was usually a tool most of the time, but was a definite Gypsy Chisel all of the time!
Walking downtown last weekend, I was forced to cross the street early for fear of my own safety, to avoid this Gypsy Chisel walking out of BALCO.
I normally take my coffee with cream before a good workout, but seldom use the Gypsy Chisel formula of combining Human Growth Hormone, Modafinil, Testosterone cream, and Tetrahydrogestrinone with my beverage of choice.
The Gypsy Chisel always blames the dog for his flatulence caused by his high protein diet.
Walking downtown last weekend, I was forced to cross the street early for fear of my own safety, to avoid this Gypsy Chisel walking out of BALCO.
I normally take my coffee with cream before a good workout, but seldom use the Gypsy Chisel formula of combining Human Growth Hormone, Modafinil, Testosterone cream, and Tetrahydrogestrinone with my beverage of choice.
The Gypsy Chisel always blames the dog for his flatulence caused by his high protein diet.
by Buff, Built, Adam, Adonis November 3, 2010
Get the Gypsy Chisel mug.An awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and butt plugs in every orifice. The Casella Pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his ass for the longest period in history without breaking. Once an iconic business man, the Casella Pet contracted Meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.
Last night Hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of Bordeaux and decided to let the Casella Pet out of his box.
by Mac Handy May 25, 2015
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A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005
Get the Chiseledick mug.1. Nickname for someone who is tough, smart, or possesses extreme sexual prowess. A Chisel Chest can sometimes be a little overbearing.
2. A defining characteristic of a real Tough Guy. It comes from years of doing real tough things like watching football, using tobacco, drinking pops, canoeing while intoxicated, etc. Looks phenomenal cloaked in a plain sweatshirt or rugged plaid shirt.
2. A defining characteristic of a real Tough Guy. It comes from years of doing real tough things like watching football, using tobacco, drinking pops, canoeing while intoxicated, etc. Looks phenomenal cloaked in a plain sweatshirt or rugged plaid shirt.
J: Hey there Chisel Chest, that's a good lookin' flannel!
S: Thanks tough guy, I like that sweatshirt. Let's go eat some uncooked beef and split wood!
C: My boyfriend has such a chisel chest! It must be from hoisting all that concrete mix!
B: I noticed that. I wouldn't mind if he hoisted me sometime!
S: Thanks tough guy, I like that sweatshirt. Let's go eat some uncooked beef and split wood!
C: My boyfriend has such a chisel chest! It must be from hoisting all that concrete mix!
B: I noticed that. I wouldn't mind if he hoisted me sometime!
by TCC4L6969 November 15, 2011
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