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eye map ness 

Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”

So people will say this: "I am a penis"
Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)
eye map ness by galearic November 19, 2020

Eye-brawl 

When someone gives you the thousand yard stare with the intent of provoking an argument or fight or to attempt intimidation.
The big dude at the end of the bar keeps eye-brawling me for dancing with that chick. I'm gonna leave out the side door.
Eye-brawl by nebsemanym May 18, 2011

eye permission 

Slang for when a person gives another eye contact that amounts to a nonverbal “green light” to proceed with something.
Although he said nothing, I could see that the guard was giving me eye permission to enter through the gates without stopping.
eye permission by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2019

eye fuck 

To stare at someone flirtatiously or insinuating sex.
"The proper hat lady just eye fucked the shit out of me."
eye fuck by cerealkiller182 November 13, 2005

Eye humping 

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.
"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"
Eye humping by Agifofo December 9, 2007

Eye Strainer 

A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.
Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.
Eye Strainer by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009