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suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck
Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!
by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021
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suck my fuck

To deny a request from someone.
Can be used in the same way as the phrase, “eat my ass”, “suck my dick!”
WESTERN AUSTRALIA PREMIER: “all citizens will need to provide proof of third vaccination to be able to return to work.”

ME: “…suck my fuck”
by blue bic June 1, 2022
mugGet the suck my fuckmug.

tucked sucked and fucked

quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.
guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.
by Nathan Higgers October 16, 2018
mugGet the tucked sucked and fuckedmug.

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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Suck The Fuck

I choose the only book; Proforming "Magic Tricks," found from the library index, under the genre *Magic*.

<The Guy that>
*Sucked The Fuck*
4 Years go by; Shuan, "sucking the fuck": A statement that didn't have a meaning but had value. as a 5 year old, Shuan didn't know where he learnt words or their "True," meanings but one day ...
.
4 years go by then*Magic Happens
Shuan and a bunch of classmates, bored waiting for the doors to their classroom to be unlocked. By their teacher, while talking to us, we kids were throwing clods of dirt from the garden, at a wall next to the classroomdoor.

Next to his teacher. The Words.. "Suck" slowly appeared as we, "Fuck".....threw dirt lower at > "The" wall.
Suck the Fuck
Suck
The
Fuck...
I Instantly remember my *Magic
I started playing opposite day*
I Proformed magic for the last 4 years without even reveling the "TRICK"
Being at a Catholic Primary School aged 5. Oh, Sacred Heart.

In one day of school: Sean; Made the Principal think every pen at once has ran out of ink, Instantly, Made his teacher Suck The Fuck, Question her reality as to how those words appeared and why? A Message From God Perhaps? The Devil?

And sent the game "Opposite Day", eventually GLOBAL.

Untill this day we are all still sucking the fuck out of life playing opposite day.

Here's some MAGIC
Suck the fuck Up.

LoL Lots of Love.
Ps. Dirt sticks to Wax.
Suck the Fuck up Joe Roagn, I know I made you cry in front of me. and yes I told my brother about it, he asked you about crying and you denied, not just crying. But everything we had experienced that night! You made it Gay not my Gay Brother, / LOVE X I ended up in a mental institution for a week. SUCK THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.
by Saint Assassin February 10, 2023
mugGet the Suck The Fuckmug.

Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier
Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!
by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025
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