Apple jacked

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal

Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.

"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Jack

Spicy noodles, slurpingly yummy

Oh yes daddy jack

by Joe#mama#69 November 17, 2019

Jacked

A muscular structure

T: "YO LOOK AT THAT GUY IN BLUE HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD LIFT OVER 1,000 POUNDS"
J: "DAMN HES JACKED"

by fayze January 20, 2023

Jack

The hottest guy you will ever meat. He is super attractive and athletic, he has the biggest DICK ever. Girls dig him and men wanna be him.

Girl:OMG, did you see Jack today? He is so cute. I want to fuck him.

by DTX Tweaks February 22, 2022

Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

Jack Galvin

hot beautiful bae with nice buns. very bald head with a boopable nose. the most amazing person on planet earth and april is gonna rob him from oliwia lol.

jack galvin is a very sick man

by zookieherron October 21, 2019