Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned

Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!

by carrotcurry August 15, 2019

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

Holiday Clean

This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.

@val_ava@instagram

I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.

I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.

by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019

Kelvin Clein

A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle

“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”

by Gnaw_ydna October 2, 2019

Nolan Cleavlage

a fucking sped

Nolan Cleavlage says the word penis to get others attention

by imapeanut22 October 13, 2019