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stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition
One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts
by davidm998 May 25, 2016
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Coca-nut

A sexual act in which a man who is receiving fellatio holds down the sub's head just as he is about to nut, while simultaneously administering a bump of cocaine to the sub.
I gave her my signature move last night... the coca-nut.
by D13DR0 April 13, 2022
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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thees nut

A different way of saying deez nutz. This one is actually funny.
by naughtytexting June 5, 2016
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Nut

The cosmic blast of man goo, akin to a rocket launch but with more emotional damage and fewer safety protocols.
Example: "He saw the PS6 reveal and detonated a nut so hard it registered on the Richter scale."
by TrippieDaFatMF December 18, 2024
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Bust a nut

To solve an investigation, similar to the term 'crack a case'
P1: ...and that's how I figured out the butler was the murderer.
P2: Wow detective! You really know how to bust a nut!
P1: Thanks, chum
by moosetwin December 26, 2024
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No Nuts

Shut up and do it.

If you say you’re going to do something then do it. No nuts.

Kind of like Bet
i’m gonna punch you in the face
“ No Nuts”
by Prof.Karma December 24, 2019
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