Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

hate slave monkeys

i hate dominic

hate slave monkeys

by a guy who hates school A LOT June 5, 2023

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

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A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Monkey

SuperEvilAzmil is a Monkey

This Monkey is really stupid.

by not me LOL April 9, 2020

doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.

I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey

Damn girl, you got that chunky monkey. Talking about that sweet vagina.

by Copzack April 16, 2025

Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb

Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!

by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021