Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
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Get the hot monkey ocean ass mug.A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.
Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!
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Get the Noodle Monkey mug.When a person is saying random bits of information or throwing out quotes about a situation that they heard from another person. A person normally does this when they are involved in something stressful/scary that they feel they can't talk about. Drinking alcohol and terrified laughter are also common when "playing monkey."
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