kung pow penis

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When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them
Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.
by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024
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penis buster 2000

i need to us the penis buster 2000 tonight.
by Smart guy 2000 December 08, 2022
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penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory
I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them
by Kutsuba November 21, 2022
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Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.
John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown
by TheFerretThatBreathes November 16, 2018
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penis muncher

someone who munches penis and most likely gargles cum
person one: *sucks dick*

person two: " you fucking penis muncher"
by BONKEN__ June 25, 2020
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masculine penis

Pronunciation: /ˈmæskjəlɪn ˈpi nɪs/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Masculine Penis (phrase, noun) - A specific anatomical organ of the male reproductive system; characterized by a cylindrical or elongated figure, it is the primary organ for sexual intercourse and the elimination of urine.
Significance:
• It provides a neutral and anatomical definition of the term.
• It highlights its biological function in reproduction and excretion.
• It avoids slang or vulgar terms, maintaining a neutral and scientific tone.
• It clearly defines the object as a specific part of the male anatomy.
Examples:
• “The masculine penis consists of complex tissue structures.”
• “The development of the masculine penis is a natural part of puberty.”
• “Proper hygiene is crucial for maintaining the health of the masculine penis.”
• “The masculine penis has nerve terminations for sexual response and pleasure.”
• “The study of the masculine penis is a part of human biology.”
by Dmitrio January 17, 2025
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Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
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