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brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.
Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).
by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021
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James Brown

Man I saw James Brown performing and I had to put my dick in my wasitband because he was so good looking!
by Jack_Is_Black May 6, 2024
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Brown eye

by ORiGiNALJANE November 5, 2025
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Brown Skin Male

1. You will need to check your car to travel to places.
2. You are the working class.
3. You are a brown skin male.
4. You will have to clean your car.
5. You will feel entitled to be you.
6. You are a child of God.
7. You are a great father.
8. You will graduate college.
9. You will succeed.
10. You cum and ejaculation is not infected.
11. You are a brown skin male.
12.You are a great male.
13. You are a great male.
14. You will be that great doctorate.
"It's a great brown skin male!" Said London.
by Dr. Deloris February 1, 2024
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Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.
Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!
by huddyballs May 13, 2025
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Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation
Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
by Pear6 June 23, 2021
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kaitlyn brown

she is super pretty but shes super bipolar always ready to sleep and eat and loves hard she loves kittens she dont play about her monkey and she farts alot
kaitlyn brown is bittersweet but shes caring
by jayvaunsbestie June 30, 2023
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