Scroll monkey 

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.

Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.

Scroll monkey by LordRam May 20, 2016

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

fungus monkey by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

Spite monkey mentality by Threescore August 26, 2016

Cock Monkey 

A person who jumps from one man to the next.

Wow. Raelynn really is a cock monkey.

Cock Monkey by KWOW3 December 19, 2016

Abused Monkey 

When a transgender man (now girl) sucks dick while fucking someone, with his dick.
Feels amazing, but is counted as being homosexual.

Trans: I just tried Abused Monkey with my BF , it felt amazing.
BF: I loved it and i cummed.
Trans: I loved sucking him.
BF: And i loved how you rid me.

Abused Monkey by Zenvia December 26, 2016

Spunk monkey 

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female

What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"

Spunk monkey by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

Boosted Monkey 

Matt

Mat is a boosted monkey.

Boosted Monkey by DefinitelyNotHana January 14, 2017