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crack baby 

(1) An individual who bases his or her beliefs on unfounded and unsubstantiated rumors. These individuals constantly spout endless phsychobabble about their distorted view of the world. Also can be a person who has a belief, but for some ODD reason cannot explain the core reason behind this belief.
(2) An individual who takes potshots in a debate and makes character assasinations to avoid the subject matter of the person questioning him/her.
(3) A ignorant "ghetto" wanna-be pimp of the worst type, whether he/she be an (A)Digital Pimp or (B)Real life pimp. A person concerened only with material possesions. These individuals' mental state is usually marked by an over-agressive nature, extreme piggishnish to the opposite sex, are overly concerned with material posseions, and frequently use the word "hater" to attempt to weasel out of debates and launch character assasinations on persons of opposite viewpoints.
(4)A child born via a mother who abuses drugs.
crack baby by EditorMG March 1, 2004
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Younger person who follows in one's entourage acting as a pupil and personal PR agent. He tells all of your rep and how filthy you are
Inquisiting Person?: And who are you supposed to be?

G-Baby: He's the prince, the one and only, the greatest...
G Baby by Kupla-Khan September 17, 2005

downs baby 

a baby born with down syndrome; an insult for someone who acts like they have downs syndrome
my friend austin is a downs baby
downs baby by michael sherwood January 6, 2004

Goober Baby

After a guy ejaculates in a girl's rectum, the semen seeps into the vagina and causes pregnancy.
My child is a Goober Baby.
Oh, No, i'm pregnant with a Goober Baby!
Goober Baby by Nicole and Carl September 29, 2008

bar baby 

bar ba·by
bar bey-bee

-noun

2. a young child who, when their father is watching them, accompanies him at the local bar. Often to a place with other fathers doing the same with their child.
I didn't turn out too bad for being a bar baby!
bar baby by DJ Mastemind September 17, 2010

Poop Baby 

An alternate name for a retarded person. This is insinuating that the man or woman is retarded because he/she came out of his or her mother's asshole when they were born.
Jon was in all sped classes and he ate his own sperm so we locked him in a cage and called him a poop baby.
Poop Baby by KBB123 May 15, 2007

Circus Baby 

One of the main animatronics in Sister Location

Guides you throughout the game (until the last night; that's Ennard)

Is also super gay for Ballora
Circus Baby by CircusBaby6666 December 14, 2018