Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021

Hood Friend

A friend that wears a hood.

"My friend is wearing a hood now, I guess he's called the hood friend now ahahahahah? *gets shot*"

by June 02, 2023

i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 09, 2022

Discord Friend

It's the step below the friend zone, that is fortified when said person tries to impress you with a PLC. Such a person also failed the Edwards Test three times by not studying how to tie a noose the night before the exam.

Hey, if you keep telling me how I need to take a course in getting bitches, I'll demote you to discord friend.

by ejmck123 May 21, 2020

alabama friends

Friends that have seen each other naked

John: Are you friends with Wyatt?

Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.

John: Oh. We aren’t that close

by CB2K September 15, 2023