With the movie "Christine" playing in the background - a man receives a blowjob, that includes teeth scraping, ball sack squeezing, and penis tip munching while at the same singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain." at the top of his lungs.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
Oh man... Bill's threesome with Julie and Kevin turned into a "Dirty Krissy" and he's really paying for it today!
by DayTrippingThumper July 14, 2019
The act of engaging in a threesome with your boyfriend/husband and a better hung stud and purposely engaging activities that increase the probability of the men crossing swords so as to humiliate and tease your small dicked boyfriend/husband.
I knew I was better hung than George, but his wife had no right to Dirty Tara him when we hooked up for a threesome last weekend. He was humiliated.
by Sportin' Wood July 11, 2008
The Dirty Sanjay is very similar to the dirty Sanches.
The male partner begins by inserting Curry powder into the rectum of his female partner. The male then waits 10 mins, and adds 10 chickpeas to his partners rectum, and then inserts his penis into her rectum.
Just before he Cums the male removes his penis from his partners rectum, and smears his curry/shit covered penis, on his partners upper lip, then shoves his penis down her throat, and chokes her with his cum flavoured shit stick.
The male partner begins by inserting Curry powder into the rectum of his female partner. The male then waits 10 mins, and adds 10 chickpeas to his partners rectum, and then inserts his penis into her rectum.
Just before he Cums the male removes his penis from his partners rectum, and smears his curry/shit covered penis, on his partners upper lip, then shoves his penis down her throat, and chokes her with his cum flavoured shit stick.
by Seeker of Sick Things February 19, 2010
by DON Fan May 18, 2003
A number that indicates how dirty you are.
"A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity"
The intention being mainly bragging, but also a sex-positive attitude that appreciates sex rather than regarding it something bad - for both men and women.
The calculation goes:
Dirty Number = X * (A1+A2)
Where
X is the number of partners you have slept with
A1 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner younger than you
A2 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner older than you
"A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity"
The intention being mainly bragging, but also a sex-positive attitude that appreciates sex rather than regarding it something bad - for both men and women.
The calculation goes:
Dirty Number = X * (A1+A2)
Where
X is the number of partners you have slept with
A1 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner younger than you
A2 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner older than you
Dude, my dirty number increased to 213 last weekend.
I have slept with 18 women, once with a woman 7 years younger than me, once with a woman 5 years older than me. My dirty number is 18 * 12 = 213.
I have slept with 18 women, once with a woman 7 years younger than me, once with a woman 5 years older than me. My dirty number is 18 * 12 = 213.
by F64 December 11, 2011
1. When two good male friends find an attractive and highly desired woman and proceed to have intercourse with her at the same time, one in the 'chocolate' and one in the 'sugar'. End the night by ejaculating on her face and breasts, and then throw her off a bridge.
2. A popular rap group from Southwest Florida.
2. A popular rap group from Southwest Florida.
1. "Yeah, we pulled the Dirty Duo on that sexy bitch!"
2. "Dude, the Dirty Duo's new song is fucking drugs."
2. "Dude, the Dirty Duo's new song is fucking drugs."
by Christopher George Latore Wallace August 16, 2006
a super chill person who skate boards, surfs or longboards and drinks alchohol and smokes. these people are generaly happy and as said chill. they live for spending time with theyre freinds and cause mischief but are good people deep down. they use slang words and are often labeled as hooligans! this term derives from the band "the dirty heads" as a dirty head shares many traits the dirty heads band has.
by Jawn Valley April 24, 2011