sucking the big one 

Original know as sucking the big dick, sucking the big one describes anyone who is sucking terribly at what ever they do.

John: Wow I just failed that test.

Garnet: Wow you're sucking the big one today John.

sucking the big one by jcat47 December 11, 2007

two fingers up, one down 

to say deuces (goodbye) to someone and then flick then off (fuck you). Usually used when someone pisses you off or you don't want to talk to them anymore. (Yes it means you put two fingers up and then leave the middle one up.)

"why are you acting like a little bitch...that's why no one can stand you!"

"Man, two fingers up, one down"

two fingers up, one down by U.s.A. August 28, 2009

great one 

1. joey fahnestock

I know the great one.

great one by joey fahnestock November 2, 2003

light one

(lite won) n. A blowjob. Origin obscure.

Give me a light one and I'll give you a ride, honey.

light one by Pork King September 17, 2005

ready player one 

A prime example of how Steven Spielberg is out of times with modern world. He was great in the 90's, could've just stayed in the closet afterwards

Jim: Have you seen ready player one?
Kate: SEEN?! You mean READ! Cause that Shitberg's depiction of it was utter bull, ruinied a perfectly fine book.

ready player one by horsejackshit June 10, 2018

taking one for the team 

to fuck an ugly person

"Yeah I know, she was pretty ugly. But I was wasted so I figured what the hell? I was taking one for the team."

taking one for the team by swiss May 13, 2005

cold one 

Strong Bad's favorite beer.

"A hot one isn't a cold one at all. A warm one's... almost a cold one."

cold one by Luigi February 24, 2003