Mack-Monkey 

A male who's good at talking to women, but it's all a front...as soon as the female takes the bait, and seems interested, he runs.

I think that guy's a Virgin, really...watch him a play "Mack-Monkey" with that girl at the bar...then run.

Mack-Monkey by BarnabyWilde September 19, 2016

share monkey 

Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey

Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero

share monkey by Rod Clements September 7, 2016

karate monkey 

Going apeshit.

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.

karate monkey by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016

twack monkey 

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.

Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.

twack monkey by Frogstar1981 June 16, 2016

puppy monkey baby 

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice

Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

puppy monkey baby by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016

winter monkey 

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

winter monkey by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Curb monkey 

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.

Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.

Curb monkey by Marion Morrison May 16, 2016